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If you’ve ever been to Cisco Live, AWS re:Invent, or any vendor conference with a badge and a pulse, you know the drill. Free meals, free drinks, free swag, free everything. Vendors spend more on a single dinner at a steakhouse with six engineers than most people spend on groceries in a month. And that’s before the expo hall opens and you’re walking out with a suitcase full of t-shirts, water bottles, and a drone you won from spinning a wheel.